I wish you could order shots online.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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