how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
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