oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
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she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
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I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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