508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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