I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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