ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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