It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
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I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
I just took what could be the most awkward shit in my life, which considering my definition of awkward and my experiences shitting, is pretty fucking awkward.
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I was sitting there doing my business and the guy in the stall next to me banged on the stall and asked me how to spell picnic because he wasn't sure.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
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HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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