I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
Thumbs up
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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