she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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