did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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