I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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