chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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