I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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