So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
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He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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