Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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