Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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