they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
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We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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