they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
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and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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