I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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