so that wasnt chicken after all
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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