I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
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I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Yeah but I was the kid who ran over your BMW and is banging your 15 year old daughter... There isn't a cool enough dad in the world to make that work.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
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She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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