I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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