I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I hope mine doesn't look like that
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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