In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
