Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
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