oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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