I want you more than these girls want KFC
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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