No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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