i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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