I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
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He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Did you mark a random day on my calendar as National Seth Day?
Sounds like a legit day to me.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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