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If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
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do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
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Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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