do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
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She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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