I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
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