Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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