I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
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I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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