Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
It was confusing and full of hummus
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
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