Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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