What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
So here I am, sexting at work.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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