Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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