I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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