so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I'm pretty sure my penis yawned halfway through. That loose.
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he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
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I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
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