Ambien. No doubt about it.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
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True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
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