just come out here and I will go home with you...
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Randomize
