i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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