Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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