I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
foreskin is a definite game changer
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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