dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
No I am not eating basil off your cock
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
She made me pour olive oil on her.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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