I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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