He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
