i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
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I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
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He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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