Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
Once you start using "cuddles" as a code word for sex you'll never get real cuddles again
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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