Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
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it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
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And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
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