i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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