he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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