So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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