yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
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I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
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