If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
wakey wakey hands off snakey
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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