She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
Randomize
